A call for help to the super clean among us

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
08/08/2014 at 15:39 • Filed to: None

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I have come up against a film I cannot remove, and I'm looking for suggestions. Have an RA42 Celica I spotted while hunting down arcade games for your troubles.

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Ok, here's my problem.

The inside of the windshield in my Odyssey has not been truly clean in a long time. With a weekend road trip coming, I am trying to finally get the annoying swirls gone, as I'll be doing some night driving.

I CANNOT BANISH THIS WEIRD GREASY SHIT

It is a very thin film, but everything I do just pushes it around. I can draw all kinds of lovely patterns in it, but I cannot get it off.

So far I have tried

windex

hot soapy water

goo-gone

carb cleaner(!)

I have used lint free cloth, paper towels, cotton shop towels and a micro fibre cloth. All with no results.

I have managed to pull up tiny bits with a razor blade. Unfortunately, the windshield is curved in both dimensions, so I can't make any real progress that way.

The razor blade did allow my to get a 'roll' of it up to see it's black and sticky, whatever it is.

So, ideas? Blind me with your James May-like cleaning prowess.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Tekamul
08/08/2014 at 15:45

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Oh boy, a stranger asking me which hazardous chemical he should use!

Could you post some pics of the film on the windshield and of the scraped-up black film?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Cebu
08/08/2014 at 15:50

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I'll try. It's tough to get a good shot of. Also, I'll be trying some rubbing alcohol.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Cebu
08/08/2014 at 16:05

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Taking a picture of the windshield was useless. I can't get a good focus on the surface, so nothing shows up. Maybe if it was dark out.


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Tekamul
08/08/2014 at 16:06

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Yeah... all I see is fuzz.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Cebu
08/08/2014 at 16:09

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Yeah, it's kind of weird. When it's wet, it balls up, but when it's dry, it kind of tares.


Kinja'd!!! Cebu > Tekamul
08/08/2014 at 16:12

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*tears

Also, I think I may have a sneaking suspicion what it is: that "guard" stuff they put on at carwashes. Is it on the inside or the outside of your car?


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Cebu
08/08/2014 at 16:15

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Inside.
I think my next step is this

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Kinja'd!!! Philbert/Phartnagle > Tekamul
08/08/2014 at 23:32

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I had a similar problem and used some ZEP Unstick It to remove the residue Then I cleaned it once again with some Windex and was good to go.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Tekamul
06/01/2015 at 11:41

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Some ideas:

* Vinegar and Newspaper

* Lacquer Thinner

* MEK (methylethyl keytone)


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Tekamul
06/01/2015 at 11:45

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Yes this, I was about to post that. Completely spray the windshield with a 50/50 mix of white vinegar and water. Let it sit for a a minute or 2 then hit it up with the clay bar. If that doesn’t work. Fire.